Do you have to take your kids to soccer practice in a war zone?

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
06/27/2019 at 10:30 • Filed to: None

Then I have the perfect vehicle for you...a fully armored up !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

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The vehicle security and safety is guaranteed by INKAS ® with bulletproof protection meeting CEN 1063 Level BR6, ensuring armor protection against 7.62mm, 308 Winchester FMJ ammunition. The vehicle’s armored perimeter can withstand blasts and shrapnel from the detonation of 2 x DM51 grenades detonated simultaneously.

DISCUSSION (22)

Ash78, voting early and often > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/27/2019 at 10:32

Fragger Wagon?

benjrblant > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/27/2019 at 10:32

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FIFY.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/27/2019 at 10:37

This actually makes more sense than an armored car than a G-Wagon. Much less conspicuous

Chariotoflove > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/27/2019 at 10:38

Have you seen today’s soccer mom?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Chariotoflove
06/27/2019 at 10:41

#SoccerMomOfTheDay

WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove
06/27/2019 at 10:41

That’s who we all need protection from

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW
06/27/2019 at 10:42

My point exactly.

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/27/2019 at 10:44

Sort of?

Think I'd rather take the bullet tho.

WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove
06/27/2019 at 10:45

I wasn’t sure if you meant that today’s soccer mom is both paranoid and committed to soccer practice so she needs this, or that we need to be protected from her.

Insert Whynotboth.jpg

Spanfeller is a twat > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/27/2019 at 10:46

Those doors must suffer a great deal.

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW
06/27/2019 at 10:49

Yeah, I’ve seen both. Even in pre-K YMCA soccer, one of our friends was, shall we say, over-enthusiastic about her daughter’s performance.

412GTI > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/27/2019 at 10:57

Gangster. This seems like something I’d make in GTA.

fintail > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/27/2019 at 11:01

Seeing some sports parents and their hover/bulldozer ways, this makes sense.

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > benjrblant
06/27/2019 at 11:07

COTD

Mercedes Streeter > WilliamsSW
06/27/2019 at 11:11

CAN I SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!?

WilliamsSW > Mercedes Streeter
06/27/2019 at 11:18

I feel triggered now lol

WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove
06/27/2019 at 11:20

Yeah my son is getting old enough that I’m starting to see these people too.

It’s only going to get worse as he amd his sister get older, and we live in an area with a lot of spoiled rich kids, too. Not looking forward to that.

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW
06/27/2019 at 11:26

Interestingly, we don’t see this behavior so much in swimming. We either keep the parents off the deck, or if they have that much nervous energy and want to be involved , we use them as timers. Then, we can keep them too busy to cause trouble. :)

Biggus Dickus (RevsBro) > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/27/2019 at 11:59

The Perfect drive by shooting machine. Mount a fifty cal in the middle and j ust slide the door open

arl > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/27/2019 at 12:06

Against 7.62 and 308? That there’s some pretty good protection. What can it do against the grease monkey s at the quick-change place that put the wrong grade of oil in though ? Nothing! Nothing I tell you!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/27/2019 at 12:07

They sell an armored camry

pip bip - choose Corrour > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/28/2019 at 07:20

don’t we all?